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Saturday, April 24, 2010

(U)npost

So,  these are just some of the topics I could have posted about this month, but didn't. Mostly because they are totally inappropriate. You've been warned.

(A)blations are awesome

(B)ooty calls

(C)anadians--why I hate them

(D)umb people make me angry

(E)verybody loves oral

(F)**k--the most versatile word in the English language
         (honestly! it's a noun! it's a verb! it's an adjective!)

(G)ermans aren't much better than Canadians

(H)ello herpes

(I) please myself

(J)ust say no to Jehovah's Witnesses

(K)egels

(L)ove in the afternoon

(M)oms do it, too

(N)aked time

(O)h I am noticing a trend

(P)lease don't mention sex anymore

(Q)ueefs

(R)eally? Queefs?

(S)o much for no sex

(T)hat's the spot

(U)vulas

I actually had some even worse ones but I didn't think you could handle it. And before you tell me not to be prejudice, I have a very good reason to not like Canadians and Germans. I know that aren't all bad; just most of them are.

And I promise I won't post about (V)aginas on Monday.

4 comments:

Raquel Byrnes said...[Reply to comment]

Liked your list...sorry about your trouble with europeans. In my experience they've all been quite cordial.

Wanda said...[Reply to comment]

Interesting list

arlee bird said...[Reply to comment]

If you do another A to Z next month using those topics, I promise you, I'll be there every day. How could I not?

Lee
May 3rd A to Z Challenge Reflections Mega Post

Rae said...[Reply to comment]

Great job! You are crazier and funnier than I thought. We could party together!