Thursday, January 14, 2010


Ok, I've spent so much time playing with my layout I just don't feel like posting now.

BTW, thank you Rae. I was trying to figure out what the scary snake thingy was on your blog and I noticed the PYZAM logo. That's when I realized that you weren't coding that page by yourself. I really thought you were some kind of blog designing genius and I was too embarrassed to ask you how you did it. So I googled blogger layouts and now I have a new one!

Where was I? Oh, yeah. I don't feel like posting. I keep resting my head in my hand with my elbow propped up on the desk and then I move a little and this shooting pain-like sensation shoots through my arm and then it jerks (my arm) and sends my head sailing through the air. It feels like it goes a long way, but it probably doesn't. So I stop propping my elbow up but then I forget and do it all over again.

And that's all I really have to post about.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

My New Year

OK, I have a strict rule about not blogging after imbibing, but we'll see how it turns out. I only have one reader and she only shows up every few days so I can always delete this if it stinks too bad.

Now that Christmas is over, we are really and truly broke. B. R. O. K. E. Our gas tank is at 40% so it is 60 degrees in my house right now. I have $11 in my bank account. And I am so sick of ham and beans. But thank goodness our neighbor gave us a ham for Christmas!

Tomorrow is my niece's 12th birthday and I had the foresight to buy her present back in the early days of December when I had money. My sister-in-law will feed us lunch, so there is another meal where I won't have to eat ham and beans (hopefully).

It is a New Year so of course I have made the same old resolution to lose weight. Since I have no money that might actually be possible this year!

Oy...this is depressing. You know what? I am going to stop wallowing in this no money nonsense and concentrate on the positive. I am leaving a much smaller carbon footprint! I am going to lose weight! I am going to cut back on my alcohol consumption!