Saturday, October 23, 2010

Not to worry

Here it is, one week later, and once again I'm drinking.

But don't worry. Nothing inappropriate. I'm watching the game and shake and baking some pork chops.

The wisdom teeth are out and I am gonna schedule a 2 for 1 boob smash with my friend Rae. Everything is good.

I'll try and post a pic of my awesome manicure later.

Love ya!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Be Afraid

OK, first of all...I don't like this laptop.

Second of all?

I got off work at 11, was home by 11:45, and that whole big bottle of wine?



And pre3vacid?

Doesn't work as good as prilosec and I am outta FSA.

And obamacare doesn't include FSA in the reform and  I need heartburn relief.

And I'm a democrat, y'all.

I can't turn off italics cuz I drNK THAT WHIOLE BITTLE OFF

Caps off? Yes. Italics???


OMG laptops r hard, y'all.


Friday, October 1, 2010

My Apologies

Okay, girls, I have to make this quick. I snuck into my daughter's room (Really, SpellCheck? Snuck is so a word!) to use her laptop because I still don't have a computer and it is really hard to blog on the wii. Rae doesn't seem to care about that, though. No, she thinks I've been slacking.  And she's right.

But, I have been blogging all along. It's just been in my head.  And I have been brilliant. And so have you! Your comments have really kept me going. In my head.

Now, I just want to share some crazy news with you. This afternoon while I was lounging in my chair in my pajamas, watching a marathon of Glee Season 1 and crying like the little girl I am, someone stopped at my house and knocked on my door. Right in the middle of Sue Sylvester's Vogue video. Generally I don't answer the door in my pajamas, but I was totally gobsmacked by a visitor at 3:30 in the afternoon so I opened the door. There was a young lady standing there. Do you know what she wanted? Do you? She wanted to know if that was my super awesome green car parked in the driveway! When I answered in the affirmative she told me that her sister was filming a music video tomorrow morning at the junior high and would I please bring it by there so they could use it in said video. 


I said sure, no problem. Centralia Junior High School at 8:30 until 11.

Oops, looks like I'm gonna be late for work!

The artisit's name is Skiddals, apparently. I read about it in the paper a day or two ago. I think it's hiphop. I don't really care. I can not believe this woman drove all the way out into the country to find my car! Of course I will be there!

When it gets on youtube I will post a link so y'all can see it.

Oh, and we are probably cutting beans next week so that means that I can get a new computer and will be back to blogging soon!

Now I need to get back to Sue and the gang so I can hurry up and start watching this season of Glee on the dvr. I am dying to see Britney/Brittany!