Don't you feel better about your own home now? That's mostly my recycling all over Buckethead's futon. Oh, and my crutches. And a Nashville Predators jersey, size small. No one in this house is a small anything. (Tell my husband I said that, would ya?). A shoe box that looks like a cigar box. Little teeny tiny chocolate bottles filled with liquor (how are those still here?). One lonely bottle of canola oil in a box--we buy in bulk.
How about my kitchen table?
Well, that's much better. Two packages of tortillas. Two books (Water for Elephants and I Love it When You Talk Retro). Um, a box of bandaids. Hot dog buns. Saltines. Oooh, chocolates. A can of tomatoes, petite diced. Lots of newspapers. And cups. And reusable grocery bags. Hey! Cupcakes! Horseradish Cheddar potato chips. What is that by the tomatoes? BUGLES! I love Bugles!!
So, there. I win. I better go clean
6 comments:
Hilarious!! I posted my gigantic pile of laundry for yesterday's post!! I was definitely not brave enough to post about *all* of my housework though... that would be crazy!!
Nice to meet you through the A-Z challenge! Hope to see you around!
Great post :) You are so naturally funny, its fantastic!
Sarah Allen
(my creative writing blog)
I'm going to start my cleaning today...but I need a good kick in the a** to get started!
Your kitchen table looks like mine: mail, magazines, camera, shoe horn, cookies...Cookies? Gotta go now!
(Hey- my word verification is winesses- how appropriate is that?)
LOL. My house is like that since 3 weeks now ;) Where's the time to clean???
following you from A-Z challenge!
This is what furniture is for. TO pile stuff up on and take it off, and pile more stuff on it again. And BTW, I love Bugles and they would not be sitting there long in my house.
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