Saturday, April 9, 2011

Here I Come To Save The Day!

I had to run over to Tossing it Out to make sure we weren't all posting about housekeeping today, like we did last year.

Don't you feel better about your own home now? That's mostly my recycling all over Buckethead's futon. Oh, and my crutches. And a Nashville Predators jersey, size small. No one in this house is a small anything. (Tell my husband I said that, would ya?). A shoe box that looks like a cigar box. Little teeny tiny chocolate bottles filled with liquor (how are those still here?). One lonely bottle of canola oil in a box--we buy in bulk.

How about my kitchen table?

Well, that's much better. Two packages of tortillas. Two books (Water for Elephants and I Love it When You Talk Retro). Um, a box of bandaids. Hot dog buns. Saltines. Oooh, chocolates. A can of tomatoes, petite diced. Lots of newspapers. And cups. And reusable grocery bags. Hey! Cupcakes! Horseradish Cheddar potato chips. What is that by the tomatoes? BUGLES! I love Bugles!!

So, there. I win. I better go clean those Bugles the table off.


~Claire~ said...[Reply to comment]

Hilarious!! I posted my gigantic pile of laundry for yesterday's post!! I was definitely not brave enough to post about *all* of my housework though... that would be crazy!!

Bz said...[Reply to comment]

Nice to meet you through the A-Z challenge! Hope to see you around!

Sarah Allen said...[Reply to comment]

Great post :) You are so naturally funny, its fantastic!

Sarah Allen
(my creative writing blog)

Rae said...[Reply to comment]

I'm going to start my cleaning today...but I need a good kick in the a** to get started!
Your kitchen table looks like mine: mail, magazines, camera, shoe horn, cookies...Cookies? Gotta go now!
(Hey- my word verification is winesses- how appropriate is that?)

Ju Dimello said...[Reply to comment]

LOL. My house is like that since 3 weeks now ;) Where's the time to clean???

following you from A-Z challenge!

Jeanne said...[Reply to comment]

This is what furniture is for. TO pile stuff up on and take it off, and pile more stuff on it again. And BTW, I love Bugles and they would not be sitting there long in my house.