Larry is in blue; Fred, as always, is in pink.
So, the birthday begins. In case you didn't know, I am deep in the throes of menopause and it causes some disruptions around my house. You never know which Christy is going to show up from day to day. I had a pretty strong feeling that Bitchy Christy was going to pop out to celebrate my birthday, but I think Weepy Christy managed to subdue her and lock her in the closet. So now I just have to wait and see if Weepy Christy wants some cake...I don't think she does. "I Beat Anorexia" Christy is probably going to eat it all.
It is 8:15! I should still be in bed. Instead I am showered and have my contacts in. That must mean that I am going to wear make-up today. That's Slutty Christy...she's, well, slutty. But she's a lot of fun. No one told her that family is coming over around 7 tonight; that's when the sluttiness usually happens here. She's gonna probably untie Bitchy Christy when she finds out.
So, I'm off to the big city grocery store, I guess. Yes, I travel an hour to go to this huge grocery store that has sushi and cooked shrimp, all kinds of hummus, cheese from all over the world, and a liquor store. And it is in a shopping center with a Target. So, Bonus! Then I will begin preparing the feast.
And waiting for Weepy, Bitchy, and Slutty to blow out the candles.
15 years is giant metal chickens. Or sweet stuffed animals. Welcome to the
15th James Garfield Miracle.
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2 comments:
hahahahaha! I laugh, but you are really kinda scary...:0
This is one of your best posts! EVer!!! Maybe because there was three of you writing it! lol
Should have called me- I love Target and that other- (World Market, Dierburg's??)
Have a great birthday, dear bloggy friend!!
(Or should I say Friend(s)?
Hi, there. I found you on A to Z. I hope you and all your personalities had a fantastic birthday!
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