Saturday, April 2, 2011

B Haiku

My friend Rae wrote a lovely poem for A yesterday. Here's my attempt:

Look at the birdshit
and all the butterfly guts.
Time for a carwash!

Captures my feelings of the impending warm weather rather succinctly. Here's another:

My boobs are sticking
and my thighs are getting chafed.
Crank up the a/c!

Huh. I think I've got a real knack for this.

Where's the Skin-So-Soft?
I'm not going out in this.
West Nile Virus, y'all.

I could go on and on. And on and on and on.


Joyce Lansky said...[Reply to comment]

LOL! I was expecting something serious and boring, but your poetry is amazing!

I am now following you.

If you have a chance, please check out my Letter B post.

Tara Tyler said...[Reply to comment]

that's my kinda poetry! big laughs! Happy "B" Day!

Tara Tyler said...[Reply to comment]

ps - love the title of your blog!

Sherri said...[Reply to comment]

Love it! I might have to attempt a Haiku. They have always intimidated me. Following you now. Happy A-Z blogging!

Sommer Leigh said...[Reply to comment]

I loved these!

May your April be
Blog post filled from A to Z
I'll be back for C.

Alison Stevens said...[Reply to comment]

LOL! Gotta love summer. Or not. :)
Alison Pearce Stevens

baygirl32 said...[Reply to comment]

LOVE the one about the boobs and thighs, makes me miss winter

stopping by for the A to Z

Rae said...[Reply to comment]

Amazing! I never suspected that beneath those bloodshot eyes and wino hangover that you had such sweet poetry to share!
Thanks for showing your sensitive side!
And, I still can't believe that you made it to "C" !