This is totally cheating, ya'll, but I'm afraid I'm gonna forget to post tomorrow; I'm gonna write it now and schedule it for tomorrow.
The concert was awesome (I can assume this is the case).
My new bra itched really bad (I know this is true).
My green contact lenses stuck to my eyeballs (again, I know this is true).
Bruce proposed to me but I had to turn him down (could happen).
Actual things that happened on book tour
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Here is a list of ridiculous things that happened to me on book tour in no
particular order, part 1: Realized that my nipples were very obvious only
minute...
4 days ago
1 comments:
How could you forget to post? Unless you're shacked up with a bunch of groupies somewhere between here and Nashville!
Inquiring minds need to know!
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