This is totally cheating, ya'll, but I'm afraid I'm gonna forget to post tomorrow; I'm gonna write it now and schedule it for tomorrow.
The concert was awesome (I can assume this is the case).
My new bra itched really bad (I know this is true).
My green contact lenses stuck to my eyeballs (again, I know this is true).
Bruce proposed to me but I had to turn him down (could happen).
Well that was entirely unexpected.
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So. I knew HOW TO BE OKAY WHEN NOTHING IS OKAY wasn’t going to make it on
the NYT bestseller list because my team told me it’s one of the hardest
lists to ...
4 days ago
1 comments:
How could you forget to post? Unless you're shacked up with a bunch of groupies somewhere between here and Nashville!
Inquiring minds need to know!
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