This is totally cheating, ya'll, but I'm afraid I'm gonna forget to post tomorrow; I'm gonna write it now and schedule it for tomorrow.
The concert was awesome (I can assume this is the case).
My new bra itched really bad (I know this is true).
My green contact lenses stuck to my eyeballs (again, I know this is true).
Bruce proposed to me but I had to turn him down (could happen).
HOW TO BE OKAY WHEN NOTHING IS OKAY
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Y’all. This should be a fancy-ass, glossy post where I breezily tell you
about something I’m so excited about and I should be wearing a suit while
talking ...
1 week ago
1 comments:
How could you forget to post? Unless you're shacked up with a bunch of groupies somewhere between here and Nashville!
Inquiring minds need to know!
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