This is totally cheating, ya'll, but I'm afraid I'm gonna forget to post tomorrow; I'm gonna write it now and schedule it for tomorrow.
The concert was awesome (I can assume this is the case).
My new bra itched really bad (I know this is true).
My green contact lenses stuck to my eyeballs (again, I know this is true).
Bruce proposed to me but I had to turn him down (could happen).
15 years is giant metal chickens. Or sweet stuffed animals. Welcome to the
15th James Garfield Miracle.
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Hello and welcome to the FIFTEENTH ANNUAL James Garfield Miracle! (HOW??)
“What is the James Garfield Miracle?” you may be asking. You must be new
here. HE...
5 days ago
1 comments:
How could you forget to post? Unless you're shacked up with a bunch of groupies somewhere between here and Nashville!
Inquiring minds need to know!
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