Son: Kassi watches Friends every afternoon after school.
Me: Cool.
Son: And she likes Bruce Springsteen. And Elvis Costello.
Me: Awesome!
Son: And she really likes The Office.
Me: I know.
Son: I think she's you.
Me: She doesn't look anything like me...
Son: You're prettier.
Me: Do you have enough gas? Here's $20.
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2 comments:
Very good, kids are honest....sometimes too honest.
Yvonne,
If only they would apply that intelligence and creativity to their schoolwork! Or room cleaning.
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