Heeheeheeeheeeee
This is my very first boxo'chardonnay. I told Mr. Whine to pick that up because I don't like chardonnay.
But guess what?
I doooooooooooo. Lurrrrrvvvvvvvveeeeeeee chardonnayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
This is my first wine buzz since I don't even know when. And it. Is. AWESOME. Also? It is 5 pm. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Christmas decorating can wait. I have wine to drink. And obnoxious comments to leave. (I was stone cold sober when I left THAT comment on your blog, I swear).
15 years is giant metal chickens. Or sweet stuffed animals. Welcome to the
15th James Garfield Miracle.
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Hello and welcome to the FIFTEENTH ANNUAL James Garfield Miracle! (HOW??)
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>>...This is my first wine buzz since I don't even know when. ... Also? It is 5 pm. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lousy piker!
My Dad's rule used to be that you HAD to get the first beer down by noon. My Brother - Nappy - took it a bit further. He said...
"Here it is noon already and I haven’t even been drunk once yet today."
I just came from a blog I "Follow" - 'BLOGARITA' - and I read a comment you left for her, which made me laugh out loud.
After I was done laughing from your remark, I gave her a ration of sh't for that 'Eau De Sweetness' blog header she recently switched to.
But I remembered your avatar from a couple years ago... from Arlee Bird's "A To Z April Blogfest".
I recall that I appreciated your humor. I also recall that you are politically to the Left of me to the same degree that "A" is to the Left of "Z".
I also remember you writing back then that you were surprised to find that some bloggers way to the Right of you actually had a good sense of humor. And I took that as a personal compliment directed mostly at me because... well, c'mon! What OTHER Right-Winger can match me in the "Humor" Department? DUH!
Anyway... this is just to let you know that I have "rediscovered" your blog and am (again) "Following". I don't care whether or not you reciprocate, because... A) I think you're funny, and that's good enough for me. B) I'm listening to the Michael Franks' album "The Art Of Tea" which ALWAYS puts me in a good mood, and 3) I've just had three glasses of some freakin' French wine, which wasn't half as good as ANY wine from Southern California, but... I've got some Grand Marnier hidden away that will get me through the night.
I dig your sense of humor.
Make me laugh & it's true,
I'll "Follow" even if I am
To the "Right" of you.
~ D-FensDogg
'Loyal American Underground'
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