This is my very first boxo'chardonnay. I told Mr. Whine to pick that up because I don't like chardonnay.
But guess what?
I doooooooooooo. Lurrrrrvvvvvvvveeeeeeee chardonnayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
This is my first wine buzz since I don't even know when. And it. Is. AWESOME. Also? It is 5 pm. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Christmas decorating can wait. I have wine to drink. And obnoxious comments to leave. (I was stone cold sober when I left THAT comment on your blog, I swear).
Last night I got drunk and showed my extra fancy vagina on a live webcast and it was very tasteful and probably safe-for-work. - Last night I got drunk and showed my extra fancy vagina on a live webcast, but it was very tasteful and probably safe-for-work. Also educational. Maybe. ...
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