This is my very first boxo'chardonnay. I told Mr. Whine to pick that up because I don't like chardonnay.
But guess what?
I doooooooooooo. Lurrrrrvvvvvvvveeeeeeee chardonnayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
This is my first wine buzz since I don't even know when. And it. Is. AWESOME. Also? It is 5 pm. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Christmas decorating can wait. I have wine to drink. And obnoxious comments to leave. (I was stone cold sober when I left THAT comment on your blog, I swear).
I think I fucked this up. - I’ve never used Storify before so I decided to try it out. I have no clue if this will work or why it won’t let me post the whole thing without you having...
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