This is totally cheating, ya'll, but I'm afraid I'm gonna forget to post tomorrow; I'm gonna write it now and schedule it for tomorrow.
The concert was awesome (I can assume this is the case).
My new bra itched really bad (I know this is true).
My green contact lenses stuck to my eyeballs (again, I know this is true).
Bruce proposed to me but I had to turn him down (could happen).
Fire nipples
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My eyes have decided to stop working in low-light so I bought this necklace
thing that has little flashlights at the end so I could use it for reading
and ...
1 day ago
1 comments:
How could you forget to post? Unless you're shacked up with a bunch of groupies somewhere between here and Nashville!
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