Yeah, that's my bacon tray up in the upper right corner. My whole house smells of bacon right now. Mmmmm.
Just so you know, I had a fabuloso hair day today and I drove all over creation in my awesome car with the sun roof open, blowing my curly red hair all over the place, feeling like a goddess. Then I gave blood.
Then I drank wine, and wine, and wine. And my husband came home, and we were all alone. The End.
HA!
Mortifying myself without even leaving the house
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Autocorrect on my text messages is making me look even more unhinged than
normal lately, so if you ever feel bad about your texting issues, please
enjoy th...
15 hours ago

