OK, first of all...I don't like this laptop.
Second of all?
I got off work at 11, was home by 11:45, and that whole big bottle of wine?
GONE>
oopsy
And pre3vacid?
Doesn't work as good as prilosec and I am outta FSA.
And obamacare doesn't include FSA in the reform and I need heartburn relief.
And I'm a democrat, y'all.
I can't turn off italics cuz I drNK THAT WHIOLE BITTLE OFF
PINK RIBBON WINE FROM SCHNUCKS.
Caps off? Yes. Italics???
N
There
OMG laptops r hard, y'all.
Well that was entirely unexpected.
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So. I knew HOW TO BE OKAY WHEN NOTHING IS OKAY wasn’t going to make it on
the NYT bestseller list because my team told me it’s one of the hardest
lists to ...
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2 comments:
I agree...laptops r hard. IOt is now 3:19N QM QND YOU HF TI GET up (caplocks off you ninny) at 8:30 so go to sleep. Yes that was good wine and if yo send that thingy in from the bottle $1 goes to cancer reseaqrch and since breast cancer killed your mother AND oops capslock again, you keep feeling that weird lump in your double d bits, hey yio shioyldn't share that heer. Crap.
Have that mammogram and don't drink whine. You heard it hear first, but don't listen to me cuz I'm drunk.
Well, it's funny- but I woke up this morning thinking I should go for a mammogram. It being breast week and all...I go to Good Sam for mine. Wanna schedule one and have some lunch afterward?
email me...AFTER you're sober!
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